Intoxicate me, I'm a lush.

bussykween:

have you ever eat ass?

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buhriancorey:

isolated-roots:

I fucking conic

nicole richie is everything

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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those:

yes

those:

yes

okie-dokies:

"We’ll just sleep" 

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magicmumu:

thatgreenevening:

ellen page is a tiny apologetic menswear elf and laverne cox is a statuesque queen lifting her award in benediction

This looks like the most amazing prom picture ever.

magicmumu:

thatgreenevening:

ellen page is a tiny apologetic menswear elf and laverne cox is a statuesque queen lifting her award in benediction

This looks like the most amazing prom picture ever.

validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage

oasisjpg:

im laughing so much

oasisjpg:

im laughing so much

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date